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Sometimes, when your computer “bugs” lamentably, thus massacring whole working hours which you did not have saved. What could be more logical than to want of to neutralize this stupid machine immediately?! Hub USB 2.0 Armageddon contains a system of self-destruction made safe to satisfy your desire of revenge. You must simply turn ON in a numerical order both switches, then thirdly turn the key to activate the system of self-destruction. You just have to push the red button. With an hesitant finger, sweat beading on your face you press the fatal button with however a sadistic grin to the lips. Your computer will implose immediately and the screen will take fire… STOOOOP! it is not true! (obviously) Hub Armaggeddon makes it simply possible to you to slacken you by satisfying the small megalomaniac side which one all a little hid in us. It is a beautiful good object out of brushed metal, comprising 4 port USB 2.0 and seems to be perfectly a fusing of intercontinental nuclear missiles (in any case those which we see in films). The pressure on the red button starts a siren then an explosion… and one intense relief when you are stressed. After all can you slacken, since with such an object on your desk you will be the “Master of the world”… Desktop destruction at your fingertips. A four port USB hub in the guise of an Armageddon control centre. The hub has two switches, one key to turn and a highly secure 'destroy' button. The ultimate destruction button is covered by a transparent box, marking its 'deadliness'. When the red button is pressed, a honking sound is released. Requires a USB port. Size: 10 x 8 x 6.5cm. The Armageddon Hub will not really destroy the world, your desk or anything else for that matter, it is a novelty product to make you smile.
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